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FAVORITE ANTI-MAGA PRODUCTS & SERVICES
(hyperlinked in alphabetical order)
Many self-righteous members of the almighty S&P gleefully threw money at Trump in a public circle-jerk to get special treatment from daddy. Check out the evidence in this link.
But hey, MONEY. Who cares if they eviscerate society and human rights, right?
Why should they have to stress their weak, mushy brains thinking too hard about who and what gets fucked over in a manic attempt to make some arbitrarily-valued artificial money?
I’ll be boycotting buying products from conservative red states until this madness ends. Stop giving corporations money that perpetuate governments that don’t give a fuck about you.
There’s no good options, only the lesser of numerous capitalist evils, which I wouldn’t promote if I didn’t use myself, which really isn’t saying much…
Attorney (California)
Audio/video processing (California)
Auto cabin filters (California)
Auto tires (California)
Banking (California)
Bathroom cleaning brush (New York)
Basketballs (Illinois)
Bicycles (California)
Body wash (California)
Brick & mortar retailer (California)
Casual apparel (California)
Chewing gum (Delaware)
Collagen powder (Illinois)
Contact lenses (California)
Contact lens solution (California)
Cutting boards (California)
Cybersecurity (California)
Dental floss (California)
Deodorant antiperspirant (California)
Desalination (California)
Dish soap (California)
E-commerce platform (New York)
Earbuds (California)
Electric vehicles (California)
EV charging (California)
Eye drops (California)
Fast casual burrito chain (California)
Fast casual Cali-Mex cuisine (California)
Fast casual Mediterranean cuisine (Washington D.C.)
Fast casual salad chain (California)
Fast casual sandwich chain (New Jersey)
Fast food Asian cuisine (California)
Fast food Cali-Mex cuisine (California)
Fast food American cuisine (California)
Flash memory storage (California)
Frozen meals (Illinois)
Hand soap (California)
Headlights (Massachusetts)
Iced tea (California)
Internet desktop browser (California)
Internet pop-up blocker (Canada)
Investment ethics research (California)
Investment holdings research (Ukraine)
Juice (New York)
Laundry detergent (California)
Lotion (California)
Low FODMAP seasoning (Canada)
Matcha green tea (New Jersey)
Mayo (California)
Mobile phone network (California)
Mobile phone music player (Sweden)
Mobile phone VPN (Switzerland)
Multivitamin (California)
Nasal rinse saline spray (California)
Olive oil (California)
Online retailer (California)
OTC anemia treatment (California)
OTC GERD treatment (California)
OTC post-nasal drip treatment (California)
Pants (California)
Pillows (California)
Pore strips (California)
Prescription discounts (California)
Rideshare (California)
RV water filter (California)
Sauces (California)
Shampoo (California)
Shower water filters (California)
Snack squeeze pouches (California)
Social media (California)
Solar panel installation (California)
Solar panel management (California)
Space tourism (California)
Sports apparel (Oregon)
Sunscreen (California)
Telemedicine (California)
Televisions (Japan)
Tongue scraper (California)
Toothpaste (New York)
Trash bags (California)
Tuna pouches (California)
Tweezers (New York)
Wallets (Canada)
Website hosting (New York)
Wildfire watch app (California)
Windshield wipers (Virginia)
Ziploc bags (California)
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FAVORITE DOMAINS
(hyperlinked in alphabetical order)
CaliSupremacy.com
CaliforniaProducts.org
CaliforniaSupremacy.com
DavidKato.org
DavidKatoLtd.com
HeartOfTheInternet.com
IndaLabs.com
IndaLabsCalifornia.com
InTheLabCalfiornia.com
iWant2Live.com
KatoFrank.com
SoundOfMania.com
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FAVORITE MOVIES
(hyperlinked in alphabetical order)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
32 Pills: My Sister’s Suicide (2017)
All That Jazz (1979)
Amadeus (1984)
American History X (1998)
Aniara (2018)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
The Believer (2001)
Black Dynamite (2009)
Blow Out (1981)
Blue Ruin (2013)
Borat (2006)
Bound (1996)
Casino (1995)
Chinatown (1974)
Crank (2006)
Crank: High Voltage (2009)
Cube 2: Hypercube (2002)
CQ (2001)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Ed Wood (1994)
Elevator to the Gallows (1958)
Escape from Tomorrow (2015)
Experiment in Terror (1962)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Faults (2014)
Friday trilogy
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Gattaca (1997)
The Green Knight (2021)
The Hustler (1961)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Kiss Me Deadly (1955)
La La Land (2016)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
The Matrix (1999)
Memento (2000)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Moon (2009)
My Scientology Movie (2015)
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
One Hour Photo (2002)
OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006)
The Prestige (2006)
Slow West (2015)
Snatch (2000)
Solaris (1972)
Sound of Metal (2019)
Splendor in the Grass (1961)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Team America: World Police (2004)
The Tenant (1976)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Timecrimes (2007)
To Catch a Thief (1955)
Valkyrie (2008)
The Wash (2001)
Westworld (1973)
Whiplash (2014)
White God (2014)
Woman at War (2018)
The Wandering Earth (2019)
Young Ones (2014)
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FAVORITE MUSIC
(in alphabetical order)
My brain short-circuits whenever asked “What kind of music do you listen to?” But it’s a question that must be asked. It. Must. Be. Asked.
I listen to everything, but mostly hip-hop. A screenshot of my music archive as of February 12, 2023. Frame that shit. Build a shrine to that shit. Worship that shit. Or not.
A big “fuck you” to names crossed off in red and all the other repeat offenders lurking on this list (like Mystikal). It’s always a work in progress.
Editor’s note about artists:
- Fat Joe: admitted that he lied in 95% of his songs. He gets a KATO FRANK rating of FAF: fake as fuck.
- Jay-Z: is on notice for his shameless participation in the 2026 Jeff Bezos Met Gala, after spending his early years heavily marketing himself (aka pretending) to look like a sort of underdog man of the streets in order to sell millions of albums and tickets. In recent years, he’s presented an image of helping underprivileged communities on issues of social justice and economic opportunity. Yet an endorsement of Bezos is an endorsement of Trump which is an endorsement of heinous exploitation and manipulation. He gets an FAF rating.
- Rick Ross: known widely for being FAF.
- The Game: found guilty of sexual assault in 2019, upheld twice in court, ordered to pay a $7.1 million settlement to his victim. Goddamn what the fuck is wrong with people.
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FAVORITE PODCASTS
(in alphabetical order)
Subscriptions as of May 28, 2025. I haven’t sampled all the shows yet, but look forward to it. Also, fuck Russell Brand. Shoutout to AntennaPod, I’ve used it for years to play podcasts on my phone. (Nerd.)